My bag of tricks

Melting Mama asked, what’s in my bag? (Disclaimer: I have a pretty huge purse). Here goes:

• A pair of jeans. Seriously. I’m going to a baseball game after work and I wanted to change! To give you an idea of the size of my purse, these are size 28 jeans.
• Sunglasses large enough for Nicole Richie.
• MaryKay pressed powder and MaryKay eyeshadow.
• 2 lipsticks, 2 lip glosses, 1 lipliner
• Receipts from Target and JoAnn Fabrics.
• My wallet (no cash)
• A cigarette case which holds my debit card, driver’s license, and health insurance card
• 2 pens (blue & black)
• A hair clip
• 2 tampons
• A key to room 112 at work (didn’t know I had this!)
• CRAP!!!! My payment for a ticket that was supposed to be mailed out 3 days ago!!!
• A wedding RSVP to be sent (as soon as my husband commits to going with me)
• Yesterday’s mail that I haven’t yet opened
• My food journal

Ok, I’m off to mail my ticket payment!