Note to self…

Next time a new diet pill comes out, and it has nasty side effects, and you think it’s worth trying anyway, just remember: don’t fart. Because if you do, you may end up with an ass greasier than a Big Mac.

(thankfully, I was at home. By myself.)

In other news: finally down from 347 to 343. Must. Get. Out. Of. Three-Forties.

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One Response

  1. Oh my gosh – I laughed out loud at this one!

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