A glimpse into my family life

An email to my parents and sister:

Remember when Lee’s cousin/aunt Brenda called and was all, “WHO IS THIS? DO YOU KNOW A BRENDA LASTNAME?”

It wasn’t Brenda. It was Brenda’s girlfriend, who found our numbers in Brenda’s pocket.

So we weren’t being stalked by a crazy ex-con relative of Lee’s (and, by extension, a relative of mine I suppose. I hate that.) Anyway, we were being stalked by a crazy ex-con relative of Lee’s’ jealous lesbian lover. So all is well.

Meggs

Was that confusing? Yes? Ok then!

(edited to remove Lee’s cousin/aunt’s last name. She has a lot of pent-up anger from prison, and with the rage-filled girlfriend, too? I ain’t no fool.)

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