Maybe reverse psychology will do the trick

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The folks at Knock Knock have written a new self-hurt series. One of the titles is How to Get Fat and includes 192 pages of get-fat advice. In their own words:

It’s not easy to put on weight. Everywhere you look it seems there’s another excuse not to eat. Too busy for snacktime or meals, the incessant desire to get out there and exercise—sometimes it just feels like the cards are stacked against you. Even if you’ve failed at weight gain before, with this easy, step-by-step guide, you’ll discover your inner corpulence. Explore the pleasures of amplitude—it’s time to get fat!

And all this goodness comes at the low price of only $9.95! I think I’ll order one for myself and one for a friend!

(Seriously, y’all, Knock Knock has the best greeting cards ever. I’m getting this one for a friend’s bridal shower next week.)

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One Response

  1. OOH! I would freaking love this book.

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